I don't even know why I'm writing this story, its just going to turn out to be a disaster anyway. But, oh well, I guess I should go on with it, I mean, I've already started it, so what the hell. But before I start, I have to apologize to those who don't understand what I'm talking about, and I have a great big apology for those who do get it but don't find it funny. Now, on with the story…
So I was walking down the street one day when I saw this dog, it was sitting there, beside the sidewalk on the road, and it was staring at me, that was all it was doing, staring at me. Then, as I was just starting to stare at it, and just after,